Deep in the furthest reaches of space, a rubbery alien faces fear, tragedy, and extreme annoyance in general.
Xorgo travels to a distant planet where he finds profoundness in a (rather convincing) advertisement for an otherworldly escort service.
After enduring many lifetimes' worth of treachery and war, Xorgo takes possession of the blessed Cup of Yrvorvia, a powerful artifact that transforms Xorgo into his true form and gives him the power to, at last, realize his most ultimate wishes.
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